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DUMB ASS
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kinkyleader
(02.26.2001 3:15:09 AM EST)
It takes a dumb ass to look down the barrel of a loaded gun. It serves him right now society is down one less DUMBASS!!!!
This poor unfortunate soul was only emulating Wile E. Coyote. I'm sure he fully expected to get a face full of soot, and then be perfectly okay three seconds later.
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:-o
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.21.2001 1:24:38 AM EST)
geez...that's terrible!!
good pot
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started by
kjensen72
(02.20.2001 8:02:11 PM EST)
He must have just smoked a fatty
kjensen
Loser
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started by
maddog1965
(02.20.2001 5:52:34 PM EST)
I never heard this one,I live only 30 min. from Jay County. The news around here is limited . They don't like to to give news about dumb ass like that.
Darwin was right!!
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started by
sirnotsir
(02.20.2001 4:53:11 PM EST)
Only the strong (minded too) survive.
mojo&sirnotsir
This is funny???
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started by
thelizard
(02.20.2001 7:24:52 AM EST)
The government spends millions on the human genome project,and we still can't find the stupid gene?
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
Yessssss!
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started by
tjshere
(02.20.2001 4:02:49 AM EST)
Way to keep that gene pool quality nice and high! ^5
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
so then i said...
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started by
Heydaddy69
(02.20.2001 0:17:06 AM EST)
i bet his last words were "hey ma get the toilet scruber" indeed!
duh
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samiland
(02.20.2001 0:05:38 AM EST)
typical redneck.
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