Police: We are not amused
By: BizarreNews	Published: 02/22/2001
OMAHA, Nebraska - In police parlance he is known as a jumper, someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping from some high place. This particular jumper was threatening to do the deed by leaping from an overpass into traffic. While police tried to talk him down a hacker managed to break onto the police radio frequency, and broadcast the Van Halen song JUMP for three and a half minutes. As officers were negotiating all of the police radios suddenly blared, ...might as well jump... go ahead jump! Police say the man clutching an overpass fence couldn´t have heard the broadcast, however police chief Don Carey was still not amused. In a display of acumen and discretion Carey called the broadcast, inappropriate. Police say someone who found a lost or stolen police radio might have transmitted the song. The jumper was eventually talked down safely. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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The opposite of this story (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.25.2001 11:43:02 AM EST) Couple of years ago (I was about 9 or something) we were at the swimming pool and my friend wanted me to jump off the high board. The water looked a bit far away so I didn't jump in straight away. Just as I'd worked up the guts to jump, the song playing said "don't do it!" really loudly. I didn't for another 10 minutes from laughing, so maybe this one would be more appropriate. I think he was telling his girlfriend not to leave him or something.

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Omaha (0 replies) started by lazylupo (02.24.2001 5:33:15 AM EST) I'm from Omaha, and I think it's funny. Of course I'm a little twisted!!!

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When Pigs Attack (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.22.2001 8:50:23 AM EST) Pigs bite off man's ear, testicle and part of his scalp A Romanian pig farmer lost an ear, part of his scalp and a testicle when his herd attacked him. The 69-year-old was cleaning out the pigs' sty when they attacked. One of his pigs knocked him to the ground and several others mauled him. Gheorghe Miscoiu, who lives near the city of Arad, around 340 miles north-west of Bucharest, was knocked unconscious in the attack. Doctors say his condition isn't life-threatening. They originally thought his brain might have been damaged in the attack. Dr Anca Baizat of the local hospital's plastic surgery department said: "I haven't ever seen anything quite like it."

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Give me a break! (0 replies) started by princess4you (02.21.2001 11:42:07 PM EST) I think if the man really wanted to jump, he would have done it right away! Everybody needs a princess in their life!

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