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Back Procedure Makes Female Patient Feel O-So-Good

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/25/2001
 
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WASHINGTON - Who would have ever thought that undergoing treatment for chronic back pain could be such an orgasmic experience. But a female patient of North Carolina surgeon Stuart Meloy certainly changed her tune as she received an orgasm while the doctor placed pain-relieving electrodes in her spine. The patient was reportedly conscious throughout the operation so she could help him find the right spot, but when she started shouting it was for all the wrong reasons. She then told Meloy, You´ll have to teach my husband to do that. The good doctor is going above and beyond that step by working on a hand held remote control device that will be able to trigger an orgasm at the push of a button. The only drawback, according to Meloy, is that the device is as invasive as a pacemaker and should only be used for extreme cases.

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get it in (0 replies)
started by jimf86
(03.05.2001 9:38:31 PM EST)

what's the matter neaver heard of the G spot and one little finger,,

Extreme Cases? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.02.2001 10:28:57 PM EST)

What in the hell would be an extreme case? Would they give it to widows who are going through a ten year dry spell.

lio (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 6:38:28 PM EST)

kokokoko

I just (1 reply)
started by darkoverlord
(02.25.2001 7:48:59 PM EST)

Eat that pussy intill she is cuming
never stop I love eating pussy.
It's allmost as fun as fucking.

LIBERALS ARE INBREEDING HILLBILLY SISTER HUMPING DUMBFUCKS.SHUT UP AND STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

An orgasm (0 replies)
started by nakeddancer
(02.25.2001 2:23:03 PM EST)

is something I've never worried about, I always have one. If a woman isn't having orgasms it isn't entirely the man's fault, she should show or tell him what feels good and what she wants. The ladies need to open up, in more ways than one, TELL your man what you want and if neccessary show him. If he can't take the instructions because of his ego then get another man or do without..........ND

? (0 replies)
started by rockefeller
(02.25.2001 8:13:23 AM EST)

I'll give her a back massage alright!!

I am the MAN!

Pah! (0 replies)
started by SpongeMonkey
(02.25.2001 6:29:28 AM EST)

And they say the medical proffession isn't corrupt! PAH!

Living like there's no tomorrow, Sponge.....

SHOCKING (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(02.25.2001 1:15:16 AM EST)

JUST SHOCKING

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