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Discarded Shell Makes Hungry Monkey Go Ape

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/28/2001
 
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BANGKOK - A hungry monkey may think twice about eating coconuts after blindly running around the jungles of Bangkok for five days with a shell on his head. The pig-tail monkey became trapped by the fruit while trying to eat the flesh from a shell discarded by a tourist. The monkey was caught on Saturday but villagers had to let it go when the monkey´s relatives attacked them. A team of 12 Bangkok vets are now mounting a rescue mission to get the monkey out of his predicament.

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Yeah, but... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.03.2001 9:30:44 PM EST)

Yeah, but "samiland", where ya gonna find a rubber that small???

Ready, Aim... (0 replies)
started by jaquesbigslong
(03.01.2001 9:18:15 PM EST)

Point, aim in cross hair, pull trigger. Take care of that problem.

I didn't use my hands when I knocked..

Cure bu77er (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.28.2001 2:28:17 PM EST)

Send him some keyboard cleaner.

Damn! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.28.2001 9:20:39 AM EST)

And thought this kind of physical humor only happened in the cartoons!

I wish we had video (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(02.28.2001 4:22:49 AM EST)

I'll bet this is hilarious to see. Of course this is coming from a guy that thinks it's a riot to toss a sheet over a dog and watch it try to get out from under it.

All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

too much (2 replies)  
started by samiland
(02.28.2001 0:13:47 AM EST)

need to call some of the bleeding hearts we have here they could probably figure out some way to spend our tax dollars helping the stupid monkey I got the answer and it would only cost a $1.65

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