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Sweet Tooth May Give Burglar His Just Desserts

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/01/2001
 
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STOCTON-ON-TEES, England - A burglar with a sweet tooth may receive his just desserts after he took a bite out of a chocolate penis in his victim´s home. The woman homeowner reportedly bought the naughty novelty at an Ann Summers sex shop. Forensics experts in Stockton-on-Tees are in the process of examining the teeth imprints and saliva traces left on the cream-filled creation.

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maryjoeearl (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(03.03.2001 7:08:24 PM EST)

are you a mongoloid?


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Killers are silent

just dessert (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.03.2001 3:20:08 PM EST)

what a dumb dick!

burglar (0 replies)
started by maryjoearl
(03.02.2001 8:47:38 PM EST)

Hi
Dave how to your like this burglary


Mom

burglar (0 replies)
started by maryjoearl
(03.02.2001 8:32:47 PM EST)

Dave, How about this burglar.

Mom

burglar (0 replies)
started by maryjoearl
(03.02.2001 8:26:44 PM EST)

Dave, how about this burglar.

Mom

Awww man! (0 replies)
started by SpongeMonkey
(03.02.2001 3:57:06 PM EST)

I feel so sorry for that guy when they find out who it is!!

Living like there's no tomorrow, Sponge.....

Damn... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 10:11:55 PM EST)

I hope that a fag never robs my house

Hah (0 replies)
started by barryb
(03.01.2001 1:39:34 PM EST)

I wonder what the cream filling is made of...

bb

Mmmmmm...Chocolate (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 11:26:57 AM EST)

Mmmmmmm...Chocolate.

Ptooey! Yuk!! Oh gross! That was a penis I was eating? Bleh.

yo (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 10:44:34 AM EST)

i like this

Was the victim...... (1 reply)
started by alphagore
(03.01.2001 9:15:12 AM EST)

Ms.PK.? I know she likes creamed filled treats.

Choco Penis (0 replies)  
started by Telock
(03.01.2001 0:54:17 AM EST)

Wow Thats the first Vesectomy on a chocolate penis i heard of

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