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A New Kind of San Francisco Treat?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/10/2001
 
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SAN FRANCISCO - Now why doesn´t this surprise me coming from San Francisco? City council officials will now have the opportunity to have their sex-change operation covered under their health insurance plan. Mayor Willie Brown and the Board of Supervisors are expected to sign a contract within the next few weeks that will extend a predetermined amount of money in benefits. San Francisco would apparently be the first governmental body in the US to make sex-change benefits available.

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hey there anonymous (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(03.14.2001 1:06:04 AM EST)

not sure what your problem is, but I replied to your message on my fan page...my original message was nothing more than a simple statement about medical practices and insurance..but you want to start shit..for your info I live in a very large house here in NY, with 23 acres, 3 dirtbikes, 2 2001 snowmobiles, and I drive a brand new 2000 car. If you want to see any of them I'd be happy to show you pictures, oh, and about the city, I have a lot of friends in the city, and I'll admit I may be ugly, but it doesn't seem to bother any of my past girlfriends or my fiancee. I've got many more friends than you I'm sure, both in real life and on this site..talk to any of the site owners about me, we're all good friends, I even won one of my DVD players here. You want to talk shit, we can get this going..why don't you give me an email address, you'll see that shit shut down. :)

oh, and again about my signature, sue me bitchhhh....I have plenty of money to shell out to your broke Brooklyn assssss. Not that you'd get it in a court I'm sure, but I might be willing to do it for charity, we'll have a "save the poor dumb white fuck"-athon, don't worry we can keep your real name and personal information private if you wish...come on people, this guy needs your spare change!!


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Hey Whigger (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.13.2001 9:23:57 PM EST)

Did you come to Brooklyn in your trailer? Passing by to the city dump?? You don't know what beef is you ugly Fuck. You suffer from ADD and WBN. Attention Deficit Disorder and Wanna Be Nigger.

Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control...

and in case you didn't read my reply (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(03.13.2001 2:16:07 PM EST)

fuccckkkk youuuu biznizzity-otch! I never said I was anything like Eminem, and by including myself in the "fucking retards" (and yes it was intentional), I was including myself in the population I thought you were insulting, but since your reply was to DARKOVERLORD, I misunderstood. But on another note, I don't care whether you think I'm a fucking retard, you're the one getting upset over an airbag warning in my signature, haha. Oh, and I've been to Brooklyn, many a time, beeyotch


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In case you don't read the reply (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.12.2001 8:58:10 PM EST)


I was actually talking to...
DARKOVERLORD who made that comment, but since you admitted that you're a fuckin retard, that's your problem. I think people like you should be placed in a prison full of rapists and murderers and lets see what you would do. You fucking wannabe whigger, you wish you were eminem. Fact is you think hard but you are soft. Come down to Brooklyn and see how tough you are. You fuckin punk. Take that Warning about "Children can be killed or injured" off this site. Don't fuck with people you do not know. I will be back to check and I will go about this legally at first.


in response to Anonymous... (2 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(03.12.2001 0:50:48 AM EST)

sure nobody may pay for me or anyone else to be a "fucking retard", but does that mean people in SF should pay for someone else's unnecessary operation? now I'm not against it, but if it's not necessary for medical purposes, it is considered cosmetic, and since it is not covered by insurance why should it be covered by tax-payers?


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That's nice (0 replies)
started by borco
(03.11.2001 10:06:42 PM EST)

Why use tax money to have sex changes when that money could be used to help poor people?

What is sought is most often found, IF it is truly sought.

MR TACO (0 replies)
started by comp1682
(03.11.2001 4:20:03 PM EST)

I think you web is great that is what we need more humor.
great job

LET ME SEE YOUR LINE

Waste of tax money (0 replies)
started by tboogi1
(03.11.2001 11:28:41 AM EST)

I have trouble believing the administration is caving in to the homosexual lobbyists. This kind of legislation is just as perverted as the perverts and the normal people (if there are any) in the area should be outraged at what there tax money would be used for.

There's too much hatred (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.10.2001 10:03:25 PM EST)

There's too much hatred in this world. If they want sex changes, it's their business. They don't comment if you choose to be a fucking retard. I leave them alone and they leave me alone. Concentrate on your own lives. There should be an earthquake that swallows up Just your fucking pathetic house.

how bout this...... (0 replies)
started by padgate5
(03.10.2001 9:23:44 PM EST)

someone pays ol' bin laden or whatever his name is to blow up willie brown!!!!

let's have some fun now!!!!!!

how bout this...... (0 replies)
started by padgate5
(03.10.2001 9:22:56 PM EST)

someone pays ol' bin laden or whatever his name is to blow up willie brown!!!!

let's have some fun now!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(03.10.2001 9:13:36 PM EST)

Just shoot me now

lofuss

to hell with the queers (0 replies)
started by buckwild45
(03.10.2001 7:50:47 PM EST)

the doctors should just put the freaks out of their misery and never allow them to awake from the surgery.

That sucks (0 replies)
started by MrHat
(03.10.2001 2:02:06 PM EST)

That sucks

You are asking for too much info

Must be kidding (1 reply)
started by DARKOVERLORD
(03.10.2001 8:32:28 AM EST)

The people in san franfago should be
thrown off the planet. I really really hope they have an earthquake
so large that the whole fucking fag filled state fall's into the ocean and drowns what's left of them.

LIBERALS ARE INBREEDING HILLBILLY SISTER HUMPING DUMBFUCKS.SHUT UP AND STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

|English humour (0 replies)
started by peterli
(03.10.2001 7:00:09 AM EST)

Sorry, maybe it's english humour but mayor Willey Brown!! from SF, in the UK if my willey was brown I would be a fudge packer/uphill gardener/shit stabber/ etc

My brain hurts

I got an idea... (2 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(03.10.2001 0:30:08 AM EST)


Maybe they could give those freaks dicks AND cunts so the could GO FUCK THEMSELVES!



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