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SWITZERLAND - Have you ever thought about what happened to those odd kids in your grammar school that used to eat paste and construction paper? Evidentially they grew up and moved to Switzerland where they now eat toilet paper. At least that might be the case for Roger Weisskopf, whose claim to fame is his unusual ability to identify different brands of toilet paper by taste. Weisskopf demonstrated his natural talent on German television and has a won a lifetime supply of toilet paper. Weisskopf reportedly practiced for an entire year and begged friends to bring back foreign toilet paper. Now that he has won his prize he has decided to give up eating toilet paper and concentrate making a singing toilet lid to cash in on his fame.
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borco, you're a kiss ass. What does that do for you?
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(03.11.2001 9:58:53 PM EST)
Would you be a little more mature than that? You seem like you don't like this site. If you don't like this place, you don't have to come here!
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I like eating Chocolate ice cream and reading things that are funny. Now I can eat chocolate ice cream and read things that are funny at the same time.
that's nothing
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(03.11.2001 11:55:53 AM EST)
If he ate used toilet paper and identified what was on it, i would be impressed
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