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Man Mauled While Using Litter Box

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/12/2001
 
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BEIJING, China - A group of Bengal tigers were not happy when their keeper tried to use their litter box. Xu Xiaodong, 19, appears to have climbed the railings of the Bengal tiger cage and pulled his trousers down. Evidence at the scene of the death at the Jinan animal park included toilet paper, excrement and a trouser belt. Zoo officials found the young man´s blood soaked body lying on the ground surrounded by tigers. Police believe Xu climbed the wall of a partially constructed building used to raise the tigers to relieve himself. They said the smell probably caused the tigers to pounce.

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This sucked (1 reply)
started by BabyboomersNy
(03.14.2001 6:35:21 PM EST)

I thought this story was dumb and not funny or interesting.

i am very interested in this site

Hey Whigger (suicide princess) (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.13.2001 9:27:56 PM EST)

Did you come to Brooklyn in your trailer? Passing by to the city dump?? You don't know what beef is you ugly Fuck. You suffer from ADD and WBN. Attention Deficit Disorder and Wanna Be Nigger.

Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control...

well.................... (0 replies)
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(03.12.2001 7:43:00 PM EST)

SHIT HAPPENS





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poop rules (1 reply)  
started by SuicideKing
(03.12.2001 0:39:37 AM EST)

I like poop, but not around my tigers...poop + tigers = no good


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