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"See, we want everybody in this country, every person — we want the addict, we want the single lonely mom, we want the child, the dyslexic child — allto feel a part of the future of this country." —Bush, speaking in Dallas, Texas, on Oct. 29, 2003
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"Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves."
— Lenny Bruce
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#180 The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.
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head is so big she has to step into her shirts.
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Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both see Rubble when they look out their windows.
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Milwaukee - The Milwaukee Sentinel reports a surge in popular music at funeral services, recently including Stairway to Heaven, presumably as baby boomers begin to die off. Local funeral director Mark Krause said, For one young man, we played Led Zeppelin all night long. I think some of the older people were uncomfortable, but the boy´s friends totally embraced it. Krause added, We even had a biker funeral where they played ´Born To Be Wild.´ Several area funeral directors report having funerals marked by every style of popular music, including rock, country, swing and even polka. Evidently, Roll Out the Coffin is more stirring than Mozart or Bach.
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Save email names
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lupita
(04.04.2003 6:33:25 PM EST)
I like to forward some of your wisdom, but having to re-type MY email address seems a bit much. Guess I should have picked something shorter?
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Play what they liked
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wizzard30
(03.25.2001 7:40:59 PM EST)
Playing music which the deceased would have listened to is far better than the 'slop' which some people want to hear.
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Play what they like!
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princess4you
(03.14.2001 11:47:44 AM EST)
At my uncle's funeral, we played his favorit song "free bird", the lyrics were appropriate, but my great-aunt was upset, she said "I can't beleive they're playing rock and roll!" She was just uptight I think!Everybody needs a princess in their life!
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Hey Whigger (Suicide Dick)
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.13.2001 9:25:38 PM EST)
Did you come to Brooklyn in your trailer? Passing by to the city dump?? You don't know what beef is you ugly Fuck. You suffer from ADD and WBN. Attention Deficit Disorder and Wanna Be Nigger.
Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control...
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When I die....
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started by
alphagore
(03.13.2001 4:47:24 PM EST)
I want them to play a song for miss PK to strip to.
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B-I-G-G-I-E aka B.I.G.
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hummmmer
(03.13.2001 1:04:49 PM EST)
"One two three four five six seven eight nine"
Uhh, it's the ten crack commandments
What, uhh, uhh
Nigga can't tell me nothin bout this coke, uh-huh
Can't tell me nothin bout this crack, this weed
To my hustlin niggaz
Niggaz on the corner I ain't forget you niggaz
My triple beam niggaz, word up
Hand me the fuckin' keys you cocksucker. Wha Th Fuck !!!!
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I'm thinking.....
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TheSaintOfKillers
(03.13.2001 9:36:30 AM EST)
"Friend of the Devil" by The Grateful Dead. May as well kiss some ass on my way down there, right? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,
3, 2, Murder 1,
Lyrics at your door...
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Cool idea
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tjshere
(03.13.2001 9:04:38 AM EST)
Maybe I'll request AC/DC's, "Highway To Hell" for my funeral dirge. No wait! I'm gonna be cremated so I'll go with Deep Purple's, "Burn!"
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
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