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Scientist Looks to Beat the Carp Out of Wisconsin´s Lakes

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/16/2001
 
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MADISON, Wisconsin - A scientist at the University of Wisconsin is finding a way to beat the carp out of the disposable diaper industry. Srinivasan Damodaran has patented a process that turns ground-up fish into an absorbent, biodegradable gel that can be used in diapers. A regular disposable diaper reportedly contain a crystal or powder that absorbs 100 times its own weight in water whereas Damodaran claims his product absorbs 400 times its weight. In addition, the fish-based gel deteriorates in landfills within 28 days, while most diaper gels made from petroleum usually break down much more slowly. Wisconsin officials say they are hoping the product is successful because their waterways are overpopulated with carp.

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carp / crap (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.19.2001 3:57:54 PM EST)

Carp or Crap? With this diaper, now there's no difference!

wow (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.18.2001 4:38:46 AM EST)

nobody here posts nice things! im a big recycler tht is in terestoing i dont mind being called an anonomous goofball

huh? (0 replies)
started by wickedcircusfreak
(03.17.2001 10:15:55 PM EST)

Was that last "carp" supposed to be "crap"?

It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!

Suck on this.... (0 replies)
started by willi
(03.17.2001 2:31:35 PM EST)

Imagine that! Even a dead carp can suck as much crap as a live one.

ONCE A CARP, ALWAYS A CARP!

he kept saying carp ... CARP ... hehe ... funny (0 replies)
started by daveminster
(03.16.2001 7:08:28 PM EST)

see title for details

Homer J. Simpson

Dumd Fuckers (0 replies)
started by abingrattlesnake
(03.16.2001 6:29:01 PM EST)

Thay are Scientist? Thay will fuck up the world. Thay are not god! every animal was put here for a reason!

RICK ABING

The FUTURE is now! (0 replies)
started by sal1981
(03.16.2001 11:40:37 AM EST)

I've said it over and over again... THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Goofball site is funny

$$$$$$ (0 replies)
started by TheloniousFunk
(03.16.2001 11:31:47 AM EST)

fuckers gonna make a fortune.

Why not? (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(03.16.2001 4:32:13 AM EST)

It certainly wouldn't be the first time that area smelled like dead fish. Kinda unusual for babies though. What will be next, styling fish gel for your hair? I can hardly wait.


I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
hey... (0 replies)
started by oxbrain
(03.16.2001 2:57:02 AM EST)

if your ever really hungry, you will now be able to eat baby diapers...

"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

Great invention... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(03.16.2001 0:26:30 AM EST)


Hmmmm...poop and pee aren't quite stinky enough, let's throw in some dead fish! Oh, yeah! Now we're cookin'!



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wow (0 replies)  
started by samiland
(03.16.2001 0:03:07 AM EST)

what will they think of next!

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