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Death By Train or Snake?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/17/2001
 
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NORIAS, Texas - Where is the best place to sleep outdoors in Texas? One would think it would not be actually on a set of train tracks, but apparently several illegal aliens and homeless people had that exact idea. The belief is that poisonous snakes will not cross over the tracks. Six alleged illegal aliens were hiding from the reptiles one night when a freight train passed through the area. Spokeswoman for the Border Control Letty Garza said, The train crew saw some debris on the tracks. The next split-second they saw heads raise up, and then six people were killed instantly. On the plus side, no snake bites were discovered on the bodies.

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Damn! (0 replies)
started by gmcbroom
(03.26.2001 12:08:17 PM EST)

That is just BAD!!!!!

No

Ha (0 replies)
started by Rsmithiscool
(03.23.2001 4:07:19 PM EST)

What dumbfucks!

Wow, tops mine (0 replies)
started by phantom111
(03.20.2001 0:03:40 AM EST)

Tops me jumping out of the back of a van on the freeway!

GREAT JOKES (0 replies)
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(03.19.2001 5:24:22 PM EST)

THESE JOKES ARE GREAT!!

NANCYMARTIN

ancient history (0 replies)
started by redyer
(03.19.2001 1:36:48 PM EST)

norias is right at the border patrol check point, this is so old its like a urban legend at least four or five years old and only one or two people died, youd be a sound sleeper too if you walked all day and night in the south texas heat thru the brush trying to skirt the checkpoint

I award you no points. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.18.2001 8:37:23 PM EST)

I am now dumber for having read that!

sound sleepers (0 replies)
started by kalgurl2
(03.18.2001 4:05:52 PM EST)

I'd like to know what kind of drugs they were on? They sure were sound sleepers.

kalgurl2

????? (0 replies)
started by cjlvnv
(03.18.2001 0:40:30 AM EST)

How do we know that they were "hiding from snakes" if no one lived to talk about it?

More gene-pool strengthening (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(03.17.2001 9:57:36 AM EST)

I'm guessing they died for nothing too. Mexicans are big on old wives tales and superstition, and snakes not crossing the train rails is probably exactly that.


I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
This shit is like... (0 replies)
started by FooFerX
(03.17.2001 2:02:22 AM EST)

.. 3 years old.. at LEAST. Late asses.

man.... (0 replies)
started by givewillingly
(03.17.2001 1:56:18 AM EST)

You really can't help feeling sorry for them, but that's pretty fricken stupid.

>squish<

SURPRISE (0 replies)
started by donut38
(03.17.2001 1:04:25 AM EST)

THAT LIGHT COMING AT YOU REALLY IS A TRAIN

First... (0 replies)  
started by DeathFaze
(03.17.2001 0:26:43 AM EST)

At least the train was fine... right?... right?! RIGHT?!?

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