RUSSIA - A 30-year-old Russian couple will think twice from now on before having sausage with their pancakes. The woman was evidentially performing oral sex on her boyfriend while he was frying pancakes in their kitchen. The tragedy occurred when he dropped the cast-iron pan on her head. The intense pain caused her to involuntarily grit her teeth. As a result, the man is being treated for severe bite wounds on his penis, while his partner suffered a concussion.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
hey baby
(0 replies)
started by
wsensinger
(04.11.2001 4:21:08 PM EST)
any chicks around here??
TO: shut the fuck up
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 10:49:07 PM EST)
It sounds like your the bitch that was giving that russian that BLOW JOB
shut the fuck up
(0 replies)
started by
mooro100
(04.06.2001 4:36:35 PM EST)
if u don't like it don't read it and fuck of u silly git's
Commie Fuck
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 11:43:32 AM EST)
Too bad the dumb fuck wasn't that brutal in Afganistan. They might have won that war. Your supposed to hit the rag in the head AFTER you cum on her face!!!
Good!!!
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 8:28:21 AM EST)
It figures, fucken communist can't
even give a good blow job. I wish I
was there to see the lump on her ugly head and the cut on his tiny
dick!!!!
DUMB
(0 replies)
started by
wally143
(04.03.2001 11:12:06 PM EST)
You hear it once you have herd it a million and one times, get better articles
WTF
(1 reply)
started by
thepoker
(03.19.2001 10:07:27 AM EST)
Doesn't anyone kinda monitor these stories before posting them? I mean the same story 2 times within a week is just pathetic.....
???
(0 replies)
started by
brahmazone
(03.19.2001 1:02:58 AM EST)
Old *AND* Lame!
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
FIRST
(0 replies)
started by
MeMNoCH
(03.19.2001 0:08:32 AM EST)
HAHA
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Big Winner to Become Big Loser The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
11.29.2007
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
Two Years Ago
PS3's Are Too Big We all know that Playstation 3 is out and getting ...
11.23.2006
Califoria Couple Calls For Orgasm For Peace Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter. But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
11.22.2006
