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"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003
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#179 The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.
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Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
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ST. PAUL - Former Navy SEAL, former pro wrestler and current Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura has once again demonstrated his political acumen by comparing recreational hunting to hunting men in wartime. Ventura fell back on his military background as he lambasted a local newspaper columnist for questioning his commitment to conservation saying, If you haven´t hunted man, you haven´t hunted. Minnesota hunter and conservationist Mike Furtman said, [You] don´t equate shooting someone in defense of your country with hunting animals. It´s borderline psychotic to make that leap. During his weekly radio show Friday, Ventura said he didn´t mean to offend anyone with the comments.
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Wanks r us
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.20.2001 1:15:56 PM EST)
Wankers to the universe!!
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Hey 1090a...
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started by
surledwarf
(04.17.2001 4:06:32 AM EST)
Now you know why men make bad carpenters... but more importantly, it's not how big you think it is it's how big she thinks it is... and almost all women think it's bigger than it really is... therefore remove said ruler from your collection of sex toys and she'll never know... just a word from the wise and also length handicapped...
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shit man!
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1090a
(04.16.2001 10:52:25 PM EST)
I have atidbitf free advice for men, if your not sure, never measure your dick! Why? Well, they say the average prick is 6 inches long. I just found my own to be 1/8 of a inch below average! Now i have to live with this for the rest of my life!
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For a real challenge....
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malcom
(04.15.2001 8:03:29 AM EST)
Jesse should hunt for easter eggs.Some of those bastards are highly intelligent,especially the gold ones.
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i agree
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razor696
(04.15.2001 1:28:04 AM EST)
for an oxbrain, you're pretty smart! i guess every idiot has their moment!uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy!
shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!
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