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 Sex Store Clerk Gets Lucky With Would Be Robber | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/19/2001 | | |  |
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WHEELING, West Virginia - Brian Lee Moore, 28, was jailed on charges of attempted murder, attempted robbery and malicious wounding after trying to hold up an adult sex toy shop with a stolen rifle, loaded with the wrong mmunition. Sheriff´s deputies say the man stole a rifle from a house in Wheeling, then ripped off a box of shells from a Wal-Mart. Not realizing the shells were the wrong size, he took the gun to an adult sex toy shop where he demanded cash. In the process, investigators say, he pulled the trigger, but the rifle misfired because it had the wrong size shells. The clerk managed to subdue the man and hold him until deputies arrived. [Thanks to Mike for the lead on this story from Fox News.]
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why do we....
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WeSMo13
(04.27.2001 1:28:08 AM EST)
Why the hell do we ban the use of toy guns, yet we keep the real ones?
A great sense of humor........who the hell are you laughing at
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too bad
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.24.2001 11:12:05 AM EST)
that guy was smart trying to rob a sex toy store i only wish he had used the right bullets then he probaly be jerking to tons of fre porn
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Ah.. america.
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started by
XorsistXtreme
(04.21.2001 0:08:14 AM EST)
where the guns are right next to the barbie dolls and the pokemon action figures at your local wal mart.
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Spell Check anyone?
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.20.2001 0:53:28 AM EST)
What is "mmunition" and what would make it wrong?
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Something to think about..
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started by
sweetiecheeks777
(04.19.2001 8:59:13 PM EST)
All the people from Texas said something about how if he was from Texas, he would have done it right....Coincidence? I think not.Remember- cats aren't clean, they're just covered in cat spit.
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HUH?
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malcom
(04.19.2001 6:48:40 PM EST)
Malicious wounding?
Did he viciously insult the clerk after he was subdued?
Who the hell is Mike?
Dere's a whole lotta info missing.
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A$$ Hole
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started by
Jahgoose
(04.19.2001 1:47:04 PM EST)
How stupit can You be not to check the Bulles before loading the Gun, and Then to rob a Sex Toy story. You must be fucking sick and horny.
Damb Ass.A wise man never tells all. So live and learn.
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*sigh*
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started by
Angel785
(04.19.2001 7:01:32 AM EST)
*sigh*
What is more depressing?
a) People keep trying to kill each other
b) they are so bad at it?Well hey there everyone. Just another guy from the subculture. Kinda smart,( I think)
If ya wanna complain about me directly to me, then My AOL IM Screen name is
JakeAngel785
and my e-mail is
JDYoung@cadet.vfmac.edu
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If he was from Texas
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sted5
(04.19.2001 6:28:54 AM EST)
He would have blown the poor clerks head off yeha!! --guns dont kill people I DO
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only in WV
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started by
fdillon29
(04.19.2001 3:35:00 AM EST)
he was probably in there to get toys for his sister and had no money and decide to rob the place to pay for themfred kocsis
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dumbass
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clintlanc43
(04.19.2001 2:28:54 AM EST)
this obviously didn't happen in texas, where we know what size of bullet to use...neha!
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