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A Pain in the Rear Ends Model´s Career

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/28/2001
 
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MANCHESTER, England - Receiving an injection in her bottom has left a 23-year-old nude model in a pinch. Laura Mackenzie-Hawkins, who works as an art class model, says the jab left her backside disfigured. According to Mackenzie-Hawkins, modeling agencies are no longer interested because of her scarred bottom and that her prospects of lucrative magazine and calendar work have been ruined. Also, she had attended four more still-life sessions after the scar appeared, but was devastated when she saw it on artists´ sketches. I´m a right exhibitionist and I loved my job. Now it´s like having a piece missing from me, she concluded.

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jj (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.29.2001 4:30:11 PM EST)

lets see the ass

Ill tap that ass (0 replies)
started by zilbel1038
(04.30.2001 12:51:51 PM EST)

: )

wine n' crackers 4 fags (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.30.2001 2:11:29 AM EST)

yea -you!

Hey Laura!... (0 replies)
started by willi
(04.28.2001 7:20:16 PM EST)

you weren't complaining a bit when I was so fervently injecting my "medicine" into your precious bottom.

"The piece of you that you lost is the piece of you that I got!"

what (0 replies)
started by mooro100
(04.28.2001 7:10:28 PM EST)

silly cow u don't look when u poke so what is her prob give us a look and i leave her a bigger scar

mmmmmmm (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.28.2001 7:02:28 PM EST)

well her botty would stillbe tops with me scar or no scar :-)

hey (0 replies)
started by bongster22
(04.28.2001 3:12:05 PM EST)

this is bongster22 's sister and i think that you need to get more and more people interested in this site cuz you need more people to make funnier jokes.you need to make a comercial for people to go on
sicerely
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heh (0 replies)  
started by Richer
(04.28.2001 0:05:46 AM EST)

heh, lame

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