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Lean, Mean Cock-Fighting Machines

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/05/2001
 
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BANGKOK, Thailand - In the old days, roosters prepared for their big cock fights by simply racing against one another. Not anymore. Farmer Thaweechai Thongruay has invented a treadmill specially designed for the little warriors. Each treadmill is 15 inches wide, 25 inches long and 35 inches high. The roosters´ exercise regimen begins with five to 10 minutes on the treadmill until they can build their endurance to a desired 30-minute workout. Thongruay defended his product, saying Roosters that have been trained on the treadmills are fully fit. When they get in the ring, their legs are strong and they never stop the footwork. Cock-fighting is illegal in many countries including the United States.

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Oh Yeah? (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.08.2001 5:37:48 PM EST)

I believe the great state of Oklahoma still has a legal form of Cock fighting.......

Mmm, mmm...I bet that makes (0 replies)
started by beckdaddy
(05.07.2001 5:37:50 PM EST)

for some thick and tasty drumsticks!
Pass the Thai sauce, please.

Nice shot!

Cool (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.06.2001 11:15:50 PM EST)

Cock Fighting is a great Unknown American Pastime. Keep on Raising Game Birds Guys.

peta says: (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.06.2001 3:00:55 PM EST)

Cock's have rights too, and should not be abused. P.E.T.A. (people eating tasty animals)

The bigger, the better! (2 replies)
started by willi
(05.05.2001 2:52:41 AM EST)

I prefer to keep my "cock" in shape with a daily workout of "beating on my lady's heavy bags".

Cock tease! (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(05.05.2001 1:34:37 AM EST)


25 inches long!?!? Holy mother of St. Francis.....

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Treadmill? (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(05.05.2001 1:14:24 AM EST)


I like to give my cock a good workout, but I don't use a treadmill. I prefer ladies.



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