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Next Jerry Springer: You Thought You Were a Boy

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/12/2001
 
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NAIROBI, Kenya - A teenage boy complaining of stomach pains was taken to a hospital only to find out that he was actually a girl. The pains he felt were menstrual cramps. A district medical officer at Meru General hospital explained that the 18 year old had a vagina, but did not realize it because of a membrane covering it. It is unclear if he thought this membrane was a penis. The boy inherently felt more feminine and subsequently underwent a sex change operation. Dr. Ogange, the patient´s physician, said he and the family would go through extensive therapy. The boy would only be released from the hospital after such counseling. This was only the

second sex change operation ever conducted in Kenya.

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Tyrone Bubbas (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.17.2001 10:18:00 AM EST)

Dis be a load-a hosekrap! Eveybody know dat black man have a big tool btwn his legs at birth. Dis why da white women like us so muck

Oy I need a doctor! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.17.2001 10:07:21 AM EST)

Only in schwartzie-land could such a thing happen.

fathers denial (0 replies)
started by ballinhand
(05.16.2001 10:42:57 PM EST)

sounds truly like a case of[ put it back in it's not done yet. how much do you think that would cost to keep people quiet?

scott (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 1:53:10 PM EST)

IF IT THOUGHT IT WAS A BOY,IT MUST OF THOUGHT IT HAD THE SMALLEST DICK IN THE WORLD.THIS IS BULLSHIT

Uh, wait a minute... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 1:06:08 PM EST)

This person grew up thinking he was male but then went to a doctor because of cramps. Turned out this person was actually female. He/she admits that he/she always felt more feminine.

ok, I follow it so far, even if it sounds unreasonable...

But why the sex change? Just to put a pee-pee down there? If he/she always "felt" more feminine, why not just say "ok, I'm a woman"?

Wanna laugh? (0 replies)
started by gantlord2
(05.16.2001 7:01:54 AM EST)

I don't reckon that's all that funny, but I tel ya what is

http://www.geocities.com/mcdade999/index.html

eee-2@eee.strath.ac.uk

sad, bizarre, sickening, funny (0 replies)
started by joanna143
(05.15.2001 2:11:46 AM EST)

sad, bizarre, sickeing, and funny. that's all i have to say about this story.

gross (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 5:09:08 PM EST)

i think its the most disgusting thing ever

mhk! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 8:52:15 AM EST)

MHK IN LOVE WITH SEAGULL!
MHK DAVID CRETNEY, HAS BEEN FOUND
OUT!
IN A SECRETE LOCATION THE IN LOVE COUPLE AGREED TO AN
INTERVIEW WITH THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCESS TRACY.
DAVID SEEMED TO LOOK AGITATED AND CROSS BEFORE THE
INTERVIEW, BUT I THINK HE WAS APPREHENSIVE TRACY TOLD US
LATER!
TRACY REPORTED “THE COUPLE LOOKED SO IN LOVE”
BEAKY AS DAVID SO FONDLY CALLED HIM STOOD PROTECTIVELY
WITH HIS WING AROUND DAVID, FLUFFED AND PREENED HIM
DELICATELY.
DAVID TOLD TRACY “ YES I AM IN LOVE WITH A SEAGULL ...SO
WHAT!! WE JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE FOR GODS SAKE! I LOVE
BEAKY WITH ALL MY HEART AND YES WE PLAN TO MARRY IN THE
NEAR FUTURE. WHEN ASKED “WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMAL RIGHTS DO
YOU NOT THINK ITS CRUEL FORCING A SEAGULL TO HAVE RELATIONS
WITH A HUMAN” OKAY REPLIED DAVID WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHTS AS
A HUMAN FOR PLEASURE AND COMFORT, I CAN ONLY SAY IM A
CHANGED MAN SINCE BEAKY CAME INTO MY LIFE,I NOW HAVE A
LIFE WORTH LIVING DOES THAT ANSERW YOUR QUESTION!
SO THERE YOU GO WE LEFT DAVID AND BEAKY TO
QUIETLY PREEN EACHOTHER BESIDE WHAT CAN ONLY BE
DESCRIBED AS A LOVELY GENTLE SUNSET.

bull (0 replies)
started by charlie12
(05.12.2001 4:26:12 PM EST)

the hospital should have said something or was his doctor blind. shows what modern medicine knows

Bulls--t (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.12.2001 8:28:58 AM EST)

This story even lacks the stupidity of supermarket rags. Get with it! this is retarded at best, who wrote it one of goofballs 2 yr olds?

Good God!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by tub
(05.12.2001 2:43:25 AM EST)

Hearing stuff like that makes me not feel so bad about my own problems. My prayers are with the girl for a normal life.

Al Gore is and always will be a dangerous idiot. The Democratic Party are all Radical Politically Correct facist pigs who want to deny your freedom of speech at Goofball. Long Live Goofball!!!!!!!!!!

Third world nations, (1 reply)
started by willi
(05.12.2001 0:15:48 AM EST)

one would think the parents would have noticed something was wrong the first time they changed its diapers.

First (1 reply)  
started by DeaddyBear
(05.12.2001 0:08:21 AM EST)

I think that this one is more than confused

JUST BE GLAD IM NOT YOUR KID

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