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TAIPEI - It could be the considered the Scarlet Letter of the new millennium. Officer Feng Te-ming has allegedly branded a schoolgirl on the breast with the words ´night cat,´ which is slang for prostitute. The two supposedly got together after meeting on the internet. Te-Ming took the 17-year-old girl to his home, and accused her of being a prostitute after she took a mobile phone call. Investigators say the officer and the girl agreed to the branding with a heated steel wire as punishment if he agreed not to arrest her. Te-Ming has since been fired and has paid compensation to the girl.
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joke
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sc5811
(05.30.2001 1:29:06 PM EST)
sucks
funny??
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.16.2001 7:03:30 AM EST)
thats just not as funny as this web site http://geocities.com/mcdade999/index.html
im a dumb fuck
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 10:11:40 PM EST)
"night cat"......lol
LÖL
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 10:06:39 PM EST)
man that fuKIn fuNNy "NICE CAT"........lmao
Twat
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.13.2001 1:22:07 PM EST)
not funny this is shit
ass
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BULLDAWG992
(05.13.2001 7:07:49 AM EST)
in tiapai you idiot!
Ouch !!!
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sted5
(05.13.2001 5:44:28 AM EST)
Its a shame theres no picture.
First
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flint
(05.13.2001 1:43:33 AM EST)
I wonder where this supposedly took place. Either way, that's one stupid girl ;/
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