The Cutting Edge of Medical Science
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/14/2001
HOUSTON, Texas - A new non-surgical breast enlargement gadget will be available in the United States this month. The Brava system focuses mainly on a computerized bra that the woman must wear ten hours a day for ten weeks. The two plastic cups, which reportedly induce cell growth, are linked to a computer. The cups pull the breast tissue like the suction of a vacuum. The system will cost form $2000 to $2500, and according to a doctor overseeing the testing, each participant experienced an increase in cup size. Cathy Martin, who has been testing the device, told the WFAA website in Texas: There was a difference after having three kids and so, after wearing the bra, it was like before kids. [Combined with a vibrating massager a woman would never have to leave the house.] Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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great white father (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.16.2001 9:23:48 PM EST) Can you imagine a few years from now when their selling something similar to this product on QVC or HSN? Will batteries be included..?

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Whats next (0 replies) started by proverbialchump (05.15.2001 11:04:51 PM EST) the Brava penis pump? Ten hours a day for ten weeks of suction, hmmm....

An end to the "itty bitty titty comittee"? (0 replies) started by luvly1 (05.14.2001 6:16:09 PM EST) I've heard it all...maybe????? What next?

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Now if I were to orally perform this same activity (0 replies) started by willi (05.14.2001 3:28:47 PM EST) upon Cathy Martin for 10 hours a day at my hourly wage of $14.00 an hour, for the duration of 10 weeks, that would work out to be a final total of $9,800.00. Believe me, Cathy, the few extra dollars would be worth it! (at least for me).

it could be better (0 replies) started by 1113 (05.14.2001 3:07:34 PM EST) it would be much better if you posted some before and after pics.... justin delgado

For 2 grand.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.14.2001 11:14:25 AM EST) ....you can have a bigger cup size with an hour of surgery. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Gotta be B.S. (0 replies) started by tjshere (05.14.2001 3:48:56 AM EST) Hell, if all that was required to make nice boobs was a little suction on 'em, ALL women would have great tits, don't you think? Well, almost all. I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.

Uhmm (0 replies) started by leadj (05.14.2001 2:06:05 AM EST) well....at least they get a massage out of it!

TIT PUMPs (0 replies)   started by deaddybear (05.14.2001 0:11:07 AM EST) Pretty soon there will be one in every home! --Deaddy Bear--

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