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 Residents Go Bananas Over Monkey Man Sightings | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/22/2001 | | |  |
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GHAZIBAD, India - Beware of the Monkey Man sounds like a title of a new horror movie, but it is an actual cry heard in the streets of Ghazibad, India. Since April 28, more than a dozen people have reportedly been treated in hospitals for fractures or deep scratches caused by this so called monkeyman. Police are being bombarded with phone calls about sightings and attacks by this monkey-man, who some claim is a beast and others a man wearing a rhesus monkey mask. Last week, police arrested a man for wearing a rhesus monkey mask to scare people, however, the attacks and sightings have continued since the suspect´s arrest. The latest victim was housewife Shamir Begum, 30, who fainted after she came across the monkey-man prowling on her terrace. When she came to he had gone.
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what?
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qwerty40
(05.30.2001 1:37:01 PM EST)
Our DonkeyMan would make mince meat of your goatdude. Although I think that rhesus monkey guy is a homo.The difference between a sex maniac and a regular maniac is that a regular maniac slits your throat.
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Garry
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grogggg
(05.25.2001 11:59:18 PM EST)
monkey boy creature from the junglelofuss
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Ma-Ma-Monkey
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silentk
(05.22.2001 9:43:55 AM EST)
Is Gary Dell'Abate on vacation in India?
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yeah, well
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started by
raindrop78
(05.22.2001 1:10:38 AM EST)
we have a goatman around where i live. who would win in a fight?
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