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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more."
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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... is so fat, She looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids!
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Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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 I´ll Take Michael Douglas´s Chin to Go, Please | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 05/23/2001 | | |  |
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CALIFORNIA - To increase their credibility, stature, and power, American men are increasingly seeking chin implants. According to doctors, a strong chin has become synonymous with status, and those with weak chins are perceived as having similar character. Many men think the $2500 surgery will help save their careers, and the procedure only takes a few hours. In fact, the patients can resume normal activity the next day. Brent Moellken, a Californian plastic surgeon, says that Michael Douglas´s chin is the most requested, but it used to be stars like Cary Grant and Clark Gable. Moellken maintains that he knew a television anchorperson whose career soared after having a chin implant.
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Be like
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darkoverlord
(05.25.2001 2:22:21 PM EST)
Michael Douglas will this also include the part where they take out the brain and replace it with old dog shit.M.L.King said We shall overcome.
Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.
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Look Doc,
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willi
(05.24.2001 5:00:23 PM EST)
I know that I do not need an implant in order to make a crater in my chin. It's a simple matter of subtraction, not addition.
Hey, what are these miscellanious charges on by bill?
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Trela
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2001 4:31:41 AM EST)
I wonder where they're gonna pin their "Douglas like" chin. Don't think these guys have a head... to think with.
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oh no
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UNCLESLAM
(05.23.2001 4:12:47 PM EST)
just wait-
pretty soon they'll be like- "I want Michael Douglases penis too. Can you plastic surgeons out there perform that task?"
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you guys suck
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cockcaller
(05.23.2001 11:30:11 AM EST)
who has the time to write a message on this thing?
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ghd
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.23.2001 4:44:39 AM EST)
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