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How Much is Your Penis Worth?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/24/2001
 
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NASHVILLE, Tennessee - In 1998, Arthur C. Tucker Jr. went to Vanderbilt University Medical Center for treatment for a swollen prostate gland. The doctors used the Prostatron system which is used to destroy excess prostate cells with a beam of microwaves, but during Tucker´s appointment, something went terribly wrong. Nurses told him that the pain he felt was normal when it turns out the catheter may have slipped during the procedure causing the microwaves to be directed at his penis. His penis was burnt so badly that he stayed in bed for nearly a month, and then the member still had to be amputated. Tucker and his wife sued the hospital and EDAP Technomed Inc., which distributed the device, for $13 million. They reached an out-of-court settlement this week and the couple is reportedly satisfied.

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penis worth (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2001 4:35:12 PM EST)

i'd allmost give mine up 4 that amount of money!!

ouch (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2001 7:20:47 PM EST)

man i feel sorry for that guy

lets make a poem out of it (0 replies)
started by Poonjab
(05.30.2001 11:16:29 PM EST)

Arthur C. Tucker
is no longer a fucker
They took his penis
and burnt up that sucker


transsexuals (0 replies)
started by Arielblanco
(05.30.2001 11:56:56 AM EST)

Maybe a dick can be transplanted from a transsexual?

This is Kris!

plastic (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.28.2001 9:44:27 PM EST)

what about plastic?

Limp Dick (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.27.2001 10:29:03 PM EST)

They could have replaced it with a dead guys penis.

slice (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(05.25.2001 0:04:32 AM EST)

First of all,How old is this dickless wonder? If he's past sixtyfive feed the "member" to the local stray cats.

lofuss

She may be satisfied monetarily but.... (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.24.2001 3:58:11 PM EST)

she's desperate and looking for a loan, sexually speaking.

Mrs. Tucker, you're one hot mamma, and my white wad is much more satisfying than his green wad any day of the week!

not enough! (0 replies)
started by myscraper
(05.24.2001 2:47:36 AM EST)

I would want everyone who was involved in the surgery to wear chastity belts for the rest of their lives and all of their immediate family as slaves for life. Plus 13 Billion dollars

Its worth 6 billion (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.24.2001 0:11:51 AM EST)

They would have to replace it with a bionic dick, plus accessories!

damn (0 replies)  
started by SuicideKing
(05.24.2001 0:10:12 AM EST)

satisfied huh...must be he didn't use it...shit, I'd make them settle by agreeing to make a new penis AND give me money...sheeeeit


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