Masturbators Lend a Hand To U.S. Charities
By: BizarreNews	Published: 05/29/2001
Masturbator´s are picking up Good Vibrations all over the country. The Good Vibration Association has organized a Masturbate-A-Thon as part of National Masturbation Month. Proceeds will go to sexual health charities all across the U.S. Registered participants called up their friends and family to sponsor them per minute of masturbation. According to the Good Vibration Association´s website, sexual pleasure is a birthright and their aim is to create a clearer masturbation conscience. National Masturbation Month will ends with a celebration at Oakland´s Parkway Theatre in California. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Oh well.... (0 replies) started by bajagirl (06.03.2001 4:14:29 PM EST) I guess they shall celebrate a masturb. Year.Great article for my b/f anyway,lol ~~Bajagurl~~

Die with your hands on your d***! (0 replies) started by psixakias (06.01.2001 7:54:24 PM EST) Cool! Masturbation month! Is this something that the greatest of the sport created so they can have an excuse to tell their parents,friends,girlfrien when they see them coming out of the toilet sweating or what ? clearer masturbation conscience?!?!?! WTF ??? Gamw olo ton Kosmo... kai sas mazi dunyayi skiyim... sizleride Je t'aime!

I was in that contest (0 replies) started by Poonjab (05.30.2001 11:07:02 PM EST) I came in first and third.

Well, duh... (0 replies) started by sal1981 (05.30.2001 5:42:28 PM EST) ... like the guy said: "EVERY month is a masturbation month!" Sure counts for like 99,9999 % of the world population! I just wonder what the remaining 0,0001 % are doing... Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

help (1 reply) started by 1113 (05.30.2001 5:05:58 PM EST) can i get help from one of the girls i know or is that considered cheating? justin delgado

Here at Goofball... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (05.29.2001 11:59:55 PM EST) ...EVERY month is masturbation month! President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Hey! (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.29.2001 7:30:08 PM EST) Which month is national masturbation month?

Will Masturbate For Food (0 replies) started by BigBadTy52 (05.29.2001 3:22:22 PM EST) Where do I sign up??? I'm a darn nice fella

PUNny! (0 replies) started by Toolfoolery (05.29.2001 3:19:12 PM EST) it's CUMmercialism "This field is limited to 255 characters of content, any more then that and your information will be truncated." [Truncated! Oooh!!]

A Masturbate-a-thon.. (0 replies) started by willi (05.29.2001 1:20:02 PM EST) that culminates in a climax (I'm just guessing) at a theater in Oakland? "Holy cow! these guys make a bigger mess than the horses at the end of the parades." Forget the pooper scooper, give me a "goo"per scooper!

Everybody does it so... (0 replies) started by tub (05.29.2001 1:12:21 PM EST) ...might as well make some money off it!!! But it will be a very STICKY holiday. Political Correctness is nothing but Liberal Facism seeking to limit your freedom of speech at Goofball. Stand up and defend yourself. Long Live Goofball!!!!!!!!!!

spot the wankers (0 replies) started by kansai (05.29.2001 11:43:17 AM EST) the celebrators at Oakland´s Parkway Theatre in California should b easy to spot. Just look for the people with hairy palms and bad eyesight.

Sponsor me!! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (05.29.2001 9:57:08 AM EST) BTW, I can offer consulting services to any ladies who need to improve their technique. 8) The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

A Clearer masturbation Conscience?!?! (0 replies) started by BriRedfern (05.29.2001 9:19:30 AM EST) Mine sparklingling clear already, thanks though. I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

Yet Another... (0 replies) started by MissPK (05.29.2001 9:01:50 AM EST) Hallmark Holiday, however, it is one I will honor with gifts and cards all around. :-) *wink,giggle,blush*

Geez (0 replies) started by tjshere (05.29.2001 5:03:21 AM EST) I could have made them a small fortune over the course of my lifetime. Small fortune - How appropriate! Hehehe. I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.

heh (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (05.29.2001 2:19:32 AM EST) I think this is just somebody's way to justify their excessive masturbation...oh well..lol §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

HEY LETS (0 replies) started by sted5 (05.29.2001 0:29:08 AM EST) se who cums first.

Hey Anonymous... (0 replies) started by proverbialchump (05.29.2001 0:25:36 AM EST) You say you won? What did you win, the masturbation contest?

first (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (05.29.2001 0:01:26 AM EST) i won

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