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HELSINGBORG, Sweden - A 20-year-old man developed what he thought to be a fool-proof robbery plan. He would wait for the home and garden store employees to leave for the night and take merchandise. All was going according to plan as he stuffed items in a duvet cover, when he realized he had no way out of the store. He tried opening the front door with a crowbar and attempted to break through a wall in the restrooms. Both efforts were to no avail. He finally gave up and called
the police for help. The authorities were too happy to bail him out and promptly arrest him.
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I'm not
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gatstenar
(05.31.2001 3:44:21 AM EST)
sure about this story. I live like 30 kilometres from Helsingborg, sure the genepool is pretty messedup with all the inbreed and stuff but I can't recall reading about this idiot though.
Dumb ass to start with
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Poonjab
(05.30.2001 11:03:52 PM EST)
just what kind of shit is he gonna get out of a home and garden store?
Yeah, they caught him with 2 shovels and a bag of fertilizer.
He did not do any harm to anyone.
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2001 9:00:51 PM EST)
Give the guy a break. The only person he harmed was himself. Therefore, he is not a menace to society.
what a dumb assss
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roberr777
(05.30.2001 12:54:49 PM EST)
it's people like this that should be given the chair
kool
Asshole
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2001 10:54:41 AM EST)
this guy is what you call an asshole.
hee hee hee
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UNCLESLAM
(05.30.2001 9:40:39 AM EST)
i saw that on tee vee. hee hee hee.
What a fuckin idiot
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2001 5:18:18 AM EST)
This motherfucker must be the stupidest son-of-a-bitch on the planet!!!!
...he could have waited till morning and slipped out, but since he obviously can't plan anything more than an hour in advance, he's probably better off where he doesn't have to think at all.
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