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Students See Teacher Masturbate

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/31/2001
 
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FLORIDA - Students at Oak Grove Middle School in Florida got more than they bargained for when they borrowed a videotape from their teacher. The instructor, Bernard G. Tschiderer, gave them a tape so they could film scenes for a school project, but apparently forgot the tape showed him masturbating. When the students went to view their work, they allegedly saw the teacher in action. According to Michael Bessette, an administrator in the district´s office of professional standards, the tape also shows the teacher on his bed wearing only boxers with a cat on his lap. Tschiderer has decided to retire, and police are looking into the situation to determine if a crime was committed.

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again...can't relate (0 replies)
started by lauryn
(06.05.2001 10:46:52 PM EST)

i'm still a dog lover...but not a dog's lover. what a prick.

Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

asshole! (0 replies)
started by xxpete32xx
(06.03.2001 4:23:14 PM EST)

he should have his nuts cut off and fed to him w/ a spoon

You know, (0 replies)
started by onecruefan2u
(06.02.2001 3:48:23 PM EST)

this sick bastard had to know the tape was in there. I think he just gets off knowing someone (some kids) saw it....
freakin' pervert.......

Lucky Cat (0 replies)
started by node
(06.01.2001 4:10:31 AM EST)

I wish I could get caught masturbating on tape. What an honor. I hope that man has a movie made about him. With Sean Connery starring as him and Courtney Love as the heroine addict cat. Maybe have Chelsea Clinton cameo as a student. Then have some "Behind the Scenes" looks at his wang and his wang on tape. It'd be sweet. I'd be willing to pay good money to see such a film

oh dear god! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.01.2001 1:53:23 AM EST)

that would have to be the nastiest thing anyone could see in their life unless the teacher was somewhat young and totally hott! hehe

He blew it... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(05.31.2001 10:59:46 PM EST)


He should have told them he was implementing the Joycelin Elders' sex education curriculum.



President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

KITTY LICK (2 replies)
started by STINGX2001
(05.31.2001 10:37:24 PM EST)

It is aufull frightful that people such as this,and as tragic as this sounds are teaching our children. I can,t beleave one could be so crass as to bring something as this to school knowing his own behavior.

Some people tie ... (0 replies)
started by willi
(05.31.2001 8:33:24 PM EST)

pork chop bones around their necks to have their dogs play with them, others wear week old soiled underwear to have their kitty cats play with them.

Hehehe (0 replies)
started by DiTzYfLiRt3980
(05.31.2001 5:04:34 PM EST)

I really liked this, the first time I read it I was laughing pretty hard, but then again Its pretty discusting. Good Job BizzareNews!

(((*~@@* *@@~*))) **@~~~ ~~~@** *LIZZY*

happened in my.... (0 replies)
started by colin007
(05.31.2001 2:23:33 PM EST)

that happened in my school too, except it was a gym teacher and he was caught in the boys bathroom waxing his rocket.

whoat?> (0 replies)
started by qwerty40
(05.31.2001 1:35:24 PM EST)

He got some pussy?

The difference between a sex maniac and a regular maniac is that a regular maniac slits your throat.

:) (2 replies)
started by jlo
(05.31.2001 11:38:00 AM EST)

what a dumb ass

ha (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2001 11:28:12 AM EST)

Well he got some pussy.

bwhahahahaha (0 replies)
started by supremeX
(05.31.2001 10:52:29 AM EST)

that is the funniest thing i have ever heard (nearly) but it was a funny ass story.

ello.

no kitty! (0 replies)
started by raindrop78
(05.31.2001 7:51:21 AM EST)

no kitty, you smack me in the ass this time. why would you videotape yourself masturbating? don't get me wrong, im all for masturbating, but on tape, with a cat? funny shit

Ha Ha !! (0 replies)
started by sted5
(05.31.2001 3:19:20 AM EST)

Shit that would be very funny, I would have blackmailed bernard and his pussy cat.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Straight outta SouthPark! (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(05.31.2001 0:44:52 AM EST)

Sounds like a SouthPark episode to me. Did he use hand puppets too, like Mr. Garrison.

Tschiderer for prez of Good Vibration Asso. (0 replies)
started by blueeli
(05.31.2001 0:17:04 AM EST)

Leave the guy alone. Let him go west and join the fund raising of Good Vibration Association of California.

Life is short, so enjoy life while you can.

But did he cum...?? (0 replies)  
started by Zecurse
(05.31.2001 0:14:41 AM EST)

The teacher claims he and the cat, "Feel true love for each, but aren't discussing marriage at this time." Talk about some hot pussy...

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