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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/11/2001
 
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BASIRHAT, West Bengal - And I thought that people who are ambidextrous were talented. Indian performer Tapan Dey, 25, can reportedly write with all four limbs in different languages at the same time. Dey writes in Hindi, Assamese, English and Bangla, in front of street audiences and claims he wants to redefine the art of calligraphy. I was inspired when I saw a young boy in Calcutta writing with both hands. I thought I could do better, Dey told reporters. He admitted that there really isn´t a future for his talent as a profession, and would like to become a teacher.

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That's nuthin' (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.11.2001 11:31:27 PM EST)


I can write FIVE things at once (but the middle one is kinda hard to read).



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Thats right NC... (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(06.11.2001 11:03:08 PM EST)

and then kids will be taging trains and buildings, spraying graffiti with their feet and hands.

Oh, that's just great..... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.11.2001 11:39:49 AM EST)


Soon we'll have an army of kids that can write Hindi swear words with their feet.

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Seems kinda lame (0 replies)
started by fixxxerny
(06.11.2001 10:03:05 AM EST)

Seems to me that, of all the stupid human tricks there are, this is a waste of one.

Y'know, because the guy that spins thirteen basketballs at once is much cooler.

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second (0 replies)
started by barenaked692001
(06.11.2001 0:31:00 AM EST)

i guess that i came in second. which means that im the first looser. 0h well

Wow (0 replies)  
started by meesha
(06.11.2001 0:16:18 AM EST)

That's way cool.

*meow*

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