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 Prisoner Jumps Out of Frying Pan and Into the Fire | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/12/2001 | | |  |
| SAN JOSE, California - An inmate at Elmwood Correctional Facility should have planned his escape route a little more carefully. Arnold Ancheta, 25, broke out of a medium-security dorm only to hop the wrong fence and end up next door at the women´s jail. According to Mark Cursi, a Department of Corrections spokesman, Ancheta apparently escaped by squeezing through the bar on the roof of his cell and breaking out the Plexiglas-covered skylight. He jumped down about 20 feet from the roof. However, instead of heading toward the fence that leads to a public road, he jumped a smaller fence and ended up on the women´s side of the facility. Female inmates saw Ancheta running around the yard and told correctional officers. He was taken to a hospital and then to a downtown jail.
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Go back to the jungle-nigger!
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hey junglenigger, the first thing you might want to do is pay attention to what's been said here you fucking moron. They said they will charge $20 a YEAR, not a month! Even a welfare recipient loser like you can probably afford that. Secondly, i guess you would have quit and closed down the site like the quitter you are, but the people that run this site obviously aren't quitters, they bust their balls long after many quitters like you would have given up. Go back to the junglenigger, where there aren't any internet connections, so we don't have to read crap like this again from you.
Oh, and regarding the story-maybe the guy's plan was to bust into the women's pen. Heck, i've considered busting into a women's jail myself.
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Fuck u and your stupid askin for $. YOu should have shut the site down because to the rest of us that won't pay $20 per month you are dead anyways. I want to die with dignity, don't u? U guys are a bunch of sell outs. Banged up will recieve my hits on the net from now on instead of u.
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He must be really ugly
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(06.12.2001 2:38:15 AM EST)
Seems like those penned up chicks would have been all over him.
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
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