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 Brazilian Sperm Bank Needs a Hand | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 06/18/2001 | | |  |
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SAO PAULO, Brazil - Reserves are dangerously low in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Sperm reserves, that is. To help boost donations, the Department of Human Reproduction at the Albert Einstein Hospital has launched an aggressive campaign. In one advertisement, a baby boy holds a Playboy magazine with the following tagline under it: Give it a hand so that he can be born. Worried about the depleting sources, coordinators are hoping the Playboy ads will draw more attention. Fertility specialist Dr. Jorge Hallack explained the urgency: Nine in ten potential donors are rejected, so in order to have a reasonable stock of good semen, we need to research the semen of at least 1,500 men.
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howabout
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started by
uncleslam
(06.18.2001 8:45:50 AM EST)
we just jerk off all over our keyboards and monitors and write an email to them. that should do it.
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hmmmmmmm
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started by
qwerty40
(06.18.2001 8:19:27 AM EST)
"Nine in ten potential donors are rejected"... not good enough? what does that mean exactly. Oh well.
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