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Brawl Breaks Out on the Golf Course

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/21/2001
 
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SPARTANBURG, South Carolina - A group of four men went to the Village Greens golf course for a friendly round of golf one afternoon. The game turned vicious, however, when three of them asked the fourth player, Victor Earley, 39, to leave because of his annoying behavior. Early left, but quickly returned in a golf cart to play behind the group and harass them. A fist fight ensued, during which Early swung a golf club at one of the men, Paul Hughes. In retaliation, Hughes pulled out a hunting knife and cut Earley across the chest. Hughes has been charged with serious assault and battery for the offense, and Lt. Ron Gahagan said, The impression the officers had is that they really didn´t like this guy, but they decided to let him play because he is related to one of them in some capacity.

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like said before... (0 replies)
started by qwerty40
(06.25.2001 8:53:11 AM EST)

taking a hunting knife to a golf course?

Holy cats (0 replies)
started by nycwolfe
(06.24.2001 1:39:13 AM EST)

You never see Tiger Woods with a derringer on the 15 fairway. Not unless Quentin Tarantino directs a film about the PGA tour.

5 iron frenzy (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(06.23.2001 8:53:32 AM EST)

Who would take a hunting knife golfing?

Inbred (0 replies)
started by grogggg
(06.21.2001 10:46:07 PM EST)

Grab the banjo and let's all inbreed.

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Too bad Hughes didn't kill him... (0 replies)
started by willi
(06.21.2001 10:10:21 PM EST)

cause then he'd be the late Mr. Early or Earley. (I wish the author would make up his mind!)

BIG DEAL (0 replies)
started by uglyduckling75
(06.21.2001 9:54:08 AM EST)

MIGZ IS FIRST CAUSE HE HAS NO LIFE

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(06.21.2001 0:03:54 AM EST)

I am first all you punk ass bitches.

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