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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
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TALLAHASSEE, Florida - An elderly woman decided to bite the bullet in an effort to save her little Scots terrier. Margaret Hargrove, 73, was out for an evening stroll with her dog, Alex, when they were attacked by a pit bull. As the ferocious canine clamped its jaws around the young pup´s head, Hargrove got down on her hands and knees and bit the pit bull in the back of the neck. The pit bull reportedly let go of the smaller dog and backed off, then bared its teeth at Hargrove, who attacked the dog again. A neighbor soon arrived with a baseball bat arrived to scare off the pit bull. Hargrove needed four stitches in her arm. Her dog also needed stitches.
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starcraft115
(06.29.2001 0:15:58 AM EST)
i guess she wanted to be at the top of the food pyramidkool
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pit bulls
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started by
tinman339
(06.28.2001 10:47:15 PM EST)
every time i see something about dogs attacking it makes me angry.
the public attacks the dogs....it's not the dogs ....it's the stupid owners who train them that way or mistreat them by beating them or tying them up in a yard and forgetting them except once a day to feed and water them(if they even do that) If you all check your stats i think you will see that the Dalmation breed is the #1 breed for attacks on humans and animals....
signed,
doberman owner
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Pit bulls....
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temwc20
(06.28.2001 9:00:53 PM EST)
Kill 'em all..ain't worth a fuck for nothin..cept pickin on the weak.
HOWDY!
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wow
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XorsistXtreme
(06.28.2001 3:48:47 AM EST)
she should get an endorsement with the company that makes her denture grips
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SuPerNaN's Revenge
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striggle
(06.26.2001 3:37:13 PM EST)
Yahooooo we have a super-nan, she must be wacking the calcium into her system.
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