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Man Throws Loveable Puppet A Smack Down

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/28/2001
 
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LANGHORNE, Pa - Lee McPhatter´s 3-year-old daughter Mina was going to take a picture with the Cookie Monster at the Sesame Place theme park, whether the Cookie Monster wanted to or not. When the woman inside the fuzzy blue suit tried to push the little girl aside, McPhatter supposedly pushed her to the ground and then kicked her in the head and back. People started yelling at him for brutalizing the lovable children´s entertainer, but McPhatter says he did not kick or punch the Cookie Monster. That is not the story of actress Jennie McNelis who police say suffered bruised ribs and a cervical sprain.

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"C" is for cold cocked! (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(06.28.2001 7:01:17 PM EST)

If anyone needs their asses kicked, its them g.d. teletubbies!

Fuck you Cookie monster!!!! (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(06.28.2001 10:20:17 AM EST)

Your responsable for my child hood addiction to yummy sugary choclate chip cookies!!!! My obessity is layed at YOUR feet you fuzzy blue freak!!!!!

I smell like a hippy in this outfit......

Cookie Dough (0 replies)
started by marvin
(06.28.2001 4:23:11 AM EST)

has to be kneaded to get it to the right consistency.



yeah (0 replies)  
started by raindrop78
(06.28.2001 1:19:25 AM EST)

it was really hot that day too. they had been waiting in line for like 2 hours. the news commercials here in philly made it sound like 2 of the characters got in a fight. everyone in the line saw what happened. and the little girl cried and asked him to stop. oh well, crazy stuff

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