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 Divorce Lawyers Take Note | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/05/2001 | | |  |
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UNITED ARAB EMIRATES - A whole new arena of marital law has been ushered into existence. In the Gulf emirate of Dubai men can now use mobile phone text messages to divorce their wives. Under strict interpretation of Islamic law, a man can divorce his wife simply by saying I divorce thee three times. Islamic religious scholars have now decreed that a text message is a valid way of ending a marriage. The ruling follows a case in which a woman received a text message from her husband saying: You are divorced because you are late.
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Divorce-R-Us!!
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started by
nakedcanuck
(07.05.2001 12:06:52 PM EST)
If all leagal actions were this easy, we wouldn't need lawyers!
Oh, what a wonderful world it would be.....
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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