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Inventor Puts Menstruating Women in the Hot Seat

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/15/2001
 
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden - How do you spell relief? Swedish inventor Per Wallin hopes menstruating women all over the world will use heated underpants to spell relief. According to Wallin, these garments use chemical pads which generate their own heat and stay warm for up to an hour before they need to be replaced. This warmth provides pain relief as an alternative to painkillers. The hot pants recently won a local innovation prize in southern Sweden, making the invention a candidate for a $37,000 Swedish crown national scholarship. Wallin says he is now looking for an investor to manufacture these underpants on a large scale.

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hmm... if you don't mind my asking (0 replies)
started by razor696
(07.18.2001 3:28:42 AM EST)

ok, with all the shit going on down there at that time, who wants chemicals down there, making pants hot, while women are having hot flashes, and it only lasts for an hour? shit, i can keep my woman's pants hotter for longer than that! and i don't need no chemicals either!

I have seen the horrors that lie beneath the earth, I have felt the icy breath of darkness upon my skin, and have been gripped by the skeletal talons of death itself. What prayer can ever heal the bleeding marks of Terror's Embrace?

My God ! (0 replies)
started by marvin
(07.15.2001 6:10:58 PM EST)

What will they think of next ? Revolving panty liners maybe ?


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started by tjshere
(07.15.2001 12:46:49 PM EST)

But it seems like he could make one hell of a lot more dough if he invented vibrating underpants.


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