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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
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"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
— Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D. (1987)
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#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.
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is so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 Republicans Have More Nightmares | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/19/2001 | | |  |
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CALIFORNIA - A prominent dream researcher displayed her findings of a recent study this week at the 18th Annual International Conference of the Association for the Study of Dreams in Santa Cruz. Kelly Bulkeley of the Graduate Theological Union in Berkeley, California, concludes that Republicans have scarier and more frequent nightmares than Democrats. In fact, Half of the dreams of Republicans in my study were classified as nightmares, compared to only about 18 percent of the dreams of Democrats, Bulkeley reports. Both parties are blaming the head honcho. What do you expect after eight years of William Jefferson Clinton? Kevin Sheridan, Republican National Committee deputy press secretary, told UPI. If George W. Bush were the leader of my party, I´d have trouble sleeping at night, too, quipped Democratic National Committee chairman Terry McAuliffe.
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Big Winner to Become Big Loser
The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
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Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
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Thank You Science
Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
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Rhinos are in the same family as horses, and are thought to have inspired the myth of the unicorn.
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