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    Convict Gives Police Slip with Fake ID

    By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/22/2001
     
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    Police were searching for a Los Angeles County jail inmate who escaped with the help of a forged ID card bearing the picture of actor Eddie Murphy. A swarm of police conducted a yard-by-yard search of the area when the escape was discovered but the suspect was long gone. Informants have told investigators that Kevin J. Pullum, 31 - who was jailed on attempted murder charges -- forged an ID card that looked like the cards used by civilian employees of the jail. The card featured a photo that was clipped from a magazine ad for Dr. Doolittle 2. Much of the escape was recorded on the jail´s video system that showed Pullum nonchalantly strolling out of custody.

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    It figures (0 replies)
    started by theprophet
    (07.22.2001 5:31:53 PM EST)

    You know all black people look alike.

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    started by marvin
    (07.22.2001 4:25:38 AM EST)

    Guard - "You look just like Eddie Murphy, can I have your autograph, I'm a big fan !"

    Pullum - "Another time maybe I'm in a rush right now"

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