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"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?"
— Chris Rock (2005)
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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
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... is so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
A: A Coconut!
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 Escapee Back Behind Bars | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/27/2001 | | |  |
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LOS ANGELES - Last week we ran a story about a clever convict who escaped from Los Angeles County jail using a forged ID card bearing the picture of actor Eddie Murphy. A chance encounter with police on Los Angeles´ skid row landed the elusive fugitive back in jail 16 days after his escape. LA police patrolling the downtown area spotted the escapee, Kevin Pullum, seated on a milk crate peddling alcoholic cold drinks to transients just a couple of miles from the Twin Towers jail he escaped from. He was carrying yet another false identification. [Hey, go with what works.]
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Big Winner to Become Big Loser
The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
11.29.2007
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
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11.18.2007
Thank You Science
Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
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When Elvis Presley died, on August 16 1977, he had $1, 055, 173.69 in his checking account. That's over $3 million in today's dollars.
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