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Lord Archer, a 61-year-old British millionaire jailed four years ago for perjury, has been humbled to the status of tea bag checker in his British lockup. Published reports indicate that the peer´s job is to go floor to floor handing out tea bags. One British pundit has noting that Archer once ran for mayor of London and now he´s a tea bag monitor. There are reports that some of the more hardened criminals incarcerated in the same prison are not happy that plans are in the works to move the millionaire to cushier digs.
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Doesn't time fly ?
(2 replies)
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marvin
(08.10.2001 9:12:50 AM EST)
He was only committed a few weeks ago, not four years surely ?
Serves him damn right anyway for all those awful books he wrote !
More tea vicar ? LOL
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