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MIAMI, Florida - The wife of a Wall Street banker who lost his leg to a shark in the Bahamas said in a statement that the lifeguards were of no help. In tears, she quoted a life-guard saying, I don´t do that. I just sit in the chair.
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litigation happy
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started by
mikemelick
(08.14.2001 10:14:59 PM EST)
I got bit by a bug, can i sue somebody?
Blame the Fishing Industry ...
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started by
marvin
(08.12.2001 8:23:25 AM EST)
for catching all the sharks food in the first place, they did it ! Sue them !!!!!
I eat fish ... sue me !!!!
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