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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more."
— President Clinton, February 29, 1992.
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A. Mace will do that to you.
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 Be Careful Where You Park the Getaway Car | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/17/2001 | | |  |
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SPOTSYLVANIA COUNTY, Va - A restaurant worker in Virginia confronted two able bodied men who she saw parked in a handicapped spot. The driver rejected the woman´s request to move the vehicle and even cursed her. She wrote down a description of the car and its license number in retaliation. It just so happens that at the same time, the men´s partner was robbing the restaurant where the lady worked. With the dedicated employee´s information, police were able to catch the robbers. A sheriff´s spokesperson said, If he had just been polite and moved the car, she probably wouldn´t have paid any further attention to them.
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