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Pot Smoker Pays High For Drug Use

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/23/2001
 
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MUSKEGON, Michigan - A 40-year-old pot smoker watched his home go up in a puff of smoke after allegedly smoking marijuana and sniffing propane gas at the same time. Brian Allen Miller, of Muskegon, has been charged with unlawful possession or use of a harmful device causing property damage and could receive a maximum jail term of 20 years. Miller was reportedly in his bedroom with a 20-pound propane cylinder when the vapours ignited after he lit up a joint. The explosion blew part of his home off its foundation and started a fire which destroyed the building and damaged two neighboring houses. Miller has since moved to another house. Prosecutor Tony Tague said: If there was a charge for ignorance, this would be appropriate.


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LMAO @ Meesha (0 replies)
started by roger
(06.20.2003 10:40:02 AM EST)


You said it all girl. I can't top that.

Probably a good move (0 replies)
started by marvin
(09.24.2001 4:48:24 AM EST)

at least he'll have somewhere to stay for the next 20 years !


We pray for the victims and for vengeance

LOL@Meesha (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(09.23.2001 8:58:15 AM EST)

I'm not a doper so maybe I just don't understand these things, but if you already have some weed, why would you need to sniff propane? For that matter, if you feel the need to sniff propane, why not just leap off a cliff and get the ultimate high? Or, better yet, guzzle some of Meesha's bleach. Hehehe.


They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!

Bleach, please! (6 replies)  
started by meesha
(09.23.2001 0:51:49 AM EST)

Can we please get a little bleach for the gene pool?

Damn stupid bastard, wasting good pot like that....lol

God Bless America! and the rest of the world.

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