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"See, we want everybody in this country, every person — we want the addict, we want the single lonely mom, we want the child, the dyslexic child — allto feel a part of the future of this country." —Bush, speaking in Dallas, Texas, on Oct. 29, 2003
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#180 The first VCR was made in 1956 and was the size of a piano.
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Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
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 Patriotism Unconstitutional Says ACLU | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/19/2001 | | |  |
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According to United Press International, the Rocklin, Calif., Unified School District and the ACLU are fighting over a God Bless America sign posted outside Breen Elementary after the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11. ACLU says the posting of the phrase on a school building marquee is unconstitutional and that the words send a hurtful, divisive message. The school district, however, supported Breen´s actions and did not ask the school to remove the sign.
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GO AWAT _ACLU
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j41dev
(10.20.2001 10:40:12 AM EST)
ACLU?TALIBAN ?AL-QAIDA? What is the difference ? Their is no difference they are all worthless .Just as we give Islamic people their rights in America .We Americans the great majority of us follow God and should Have the write to speek his name awaywhere
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GO AWAT _ACLU
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j41dev
(10.20.2001 10:38:27 AM EST)
ACLU?TALIBAN ?AL-QAIDA? What is the difference ? Their is no difference they are all worthless .Just as we give Islamic people their rights in America .We Americans the great majority of us follow God and should Have the write to speek his name awaywhere
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GO AWAT _ACLU
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j41dev
(10.20.2001 10:37:48 AM EST)
ACLU?TALIBAN ?AL-QAIDA? Wist is the difference ? Their is no difference they are all worthless .Just as we give Islamic people their rights in America .We Americans the great majority of us follow God and should Have the write to speek his name awaywhere
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See ya', ACLU!
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medic15
(10.20.2001 6:54:34 AM EST)
Perhaps the ACLU should (a) remember where they live; (b) think WHY those sign are posted; c) go to Afghanistan and live so they can REALLY find something to bitch about and (d) get a life!
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wrong message
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mikemelick
(10.19.2001 12:35:38 PM EST)
After traveling over the country this past week I have seen a million GBA signs. The messqage should be GOD HELP US ALL.
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