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Principal Bribes Students to Attend School

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/20/2001
 
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LAS CRUCES, New Mexico - Bill Soules, the principal of an elementary school in New Mexico, pondered his school´s attendance problems. He realized not all of the 527 were present at the same time. In an effort to make sure all enrolled students would come to school on the same day, he devised a dramatic, unusual plan. He announced to the school that if no one played hooky, faked sickness, etc., then he would swallow 12 worms. Apparently the stunt worked because all the students showed up on the designated day. And behold, Soules downed a dozen worms!


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started by nakedcanuck
(10.20.2001 2:23:06 AM EST)


My principal ate worms and no won even dared him to do it.

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started by tjshere
(10.20.2001 0:15:19 AM EST)

Seems to me like his job would be a lot easier if fewer kids showed up, but whatever floats your boat.

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