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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/26/2001
 
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PEDEROBBA, Italy - A 30-year old Italian Stallion was put out to pasture after a prostitute told him he´d taken too long to have sex. The man was so upset, that he called police officers to convince the woman to carry on their session since he had already paid her. The authorities responded by charging him with indecent exposure. [Ouch! I guess he came up short on both accounts.]


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Well, (0 replies)
started by bettybimbo
(10.27.2001 5:42:48 PM EST)

she needs to start charging by the hour. When time's up, it's up.

I sure don't get how can they charge a man with indecent exposure if he wasn't out in public though. Pretty screwed up if you ask me.

Were they in the street? (0 replies)
started by roostercogburn
(10.26.2001 5:26:38 PM EST)

I didn't think they could charge you for indecent exposure in a motel room.

Over the hill at 30 (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(10.26.2001 1:17:00 AM EST)


Now THIS guy needs a little blue pill.

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Uh.... (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(10.26.2001 1:03:27 AM EST)

How do you pronounce the name of that town? I'm sensing some big-time irony here.

Check out that tongue action!
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