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Bizarre U.S. Patents

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/07/2001
 
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Scalp Cooling Device; December 6, 1938

Pantyhose Shaping Band for Cheeky Derriere Relief;January 18, 1979

Eye Protector for Chickens; December 10, 1902

Hay Fragrance; January 6, 1987

Saluting Device/Automatic Hat Tipper; March 10, 1896

Apparatus for Facilitating Childbirth by Centrifugal Force; November 9, 1965


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started by gem8936
(11.09.2001 9:34:37 AM EST)

and more on my site: http://www.patentoftheweek.com
The centrifugal force one is especially interesting to see...yes, it does shoot the kid out into a net.

kinda cool, (0 replies)
started by bettybimbo
(11.09.2001 4:19:33 AM EST)

if that pantyhose shaping band not only lifts sagging ass cheeks, but seperates them as well, I know a few men I would buy them for. Maybe it would stop that embarrasing sound they are so fond of making, yet blaming on others. It wouldn't help the smell though. Unless they were made air tight. That would be perfect. The only way you would know they had farted, was when the ankles swelled. :D

Eye protector for Chickens (0 replies)
started by juniorsimms
(11.08.2001 8:01:48 AM EST)

Yeah, all my buddies use it, my coward Uncle uses it too.

What is Osama Bin Laden's ideal weight?

3 pounds including the urn

Oh God, I'm a pappa to be... (0 replies)
started by willi
(11.08.2001 4:13:55 AM EST)

'cause my wife's on the Tilt'o'whirl!

I agree (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.07.2001 3:43:02 AM EST)

What does it do, shoot the kid out into a net?

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Childbirth by Centrifugal Force?!? (0 replies)  
started by nakedcanuck
(11.07.2001 1:01:15 AM EST)


That's one hell of a way to cut the cord.

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