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Actor Richard Harris Won´t Be Taking Viagra Again

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/08/2001
 
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Actor Richard Harris, 71, recently tried the anti-impotence drug Viagra only to discover it works a little too well. He tried the drug and after entertaining a lady friend, he attempted to take her out to dinner. As he put it, I wouldn´t use Viagra again. Your heart has to be good to take it. It worked too well. I was taking this woman out to dinner after- wards and I couldn´t zip up my trousers. Now there´s a problem to have. Harris will next appear in the upcoming movie Harry Potter and The Sorcerer´s Stone as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore.


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Mr. Harris certainly (0 replies)
started by godofhellfire
(11.09.2001 6:26:24 PM EST)

has his priorities in the correct order. Did they go home for dessert?

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well why (0 replies)
started by bettybimbo
(11.09.2001 4:09:19 AM EST)

did they even go out if it was still up? They should kept at it until he could zip his fly. His lady friend would have been VERY pleased I bet!

Headmaster? (0 replies)
started by luvly1
(11.08.2001 9:40:25 PM EST)

Hmmm....?Now, now! Perhaps the sorcery was the sorce, and not the Viagra!....LOL!

Head..?..Hmmm!

Richard...Richard!...How rich!

What really happened (0 replies)
started by juniorsimms
(11.08.2001 7:56:03 AM EST)

is he was in such a rush to get the damn thing out he broke the zipper. Then later when he was done he couldn't zip back up again.

I want everyone to have a good time but I hang around anyway.

Ummm (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(11.08.2001 7:36:24 AM EST)

If you cant zip it up, your work isnt done yet.

Richard Harris truly is... (0 replies)
started by willi
(11.08.2001 4:40:00 AM EST)

the HEADMASTER!

If he hadn't taken his penile pronouncer, she surely would have been exclaiming "Where's the beef?".

Permerect (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.08.2001 3:37:46 AM EST)

I guess it's better to be unable to zip up than to zip up and get caught. I'll bet it would have killed the hard-on though.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

It must be nice... (0 replies)  
started by willi
(11.08.2001 3:07:16 AM EST)

to get the gash before you dole out the cash.

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