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Australian Man Busted by His Wife

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/09/2001
 
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A GRIEVING Australian widow has had her husband´s ashes injected into her breast implants, a British newspaper has reported. Sydney woman Sandi Canesco, 26, took the bizarre step after her husband Dustin was killed in a car accident, the tabloid the Daily Star reported. It dawned on me that if I carried Dustin´s cremated remains in my breast implants, I´d never really have to part with him at all, the paper quoted Canesco as saying, under the headline Dust to bust. [From News.com.au]


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started by thecritic
(11.10.2003 10:15:19 PM EST)


how would you like to fondle and suck on them puppies all night only to find out later that her husband was in there. You could have sucked his pecker or the remains thereof.

LMAO

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While I do like to inject myself into women.... (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(11.09.2001 10:14:55 AM EST)


I'd never date a phsyco like that.

The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
That guy is a boob! (5 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.09.2001 7:41:47 AM EST)

But it could be worse. He could be a douche bag.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

I don't know about anyone else (8 replies)
started by bettybimbo
(11.09.2001 4:02:43 AM EST)

but it sounds sort of morbid to me. I wouldn't want my dead husbands ashes injected into my breasts. But then mine arent implants either ;)

Punchline from the Late Late Show (0 replies)
started by willi
(11.09.2001 2:15:27 AM EST)

with Craig Kilborn tonight.

"his friends say that he has never looked better."

Lucky Guy! (0 replies)  
started by willi
(11.09.2001 1:26:09 AM EST)

Heaven never felt so good.

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