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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/12/2001
 
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After warning that terrorist saboteurs might try to poison Metro water with "anthrax" or "smallpox," WTVF-Channel 5 reporter Rob Manning thought he'd show viewers how easily that could happen by dramatically crawling under a wire fence just "a few hundred yards" from the city's "water supply."

While the camera focused ominously on some large, nearby water tanks, Manning reported from inside the fence, "It's not too hard to crawl underneath.... It took me less than 20 seconds."

Even Metro security guards appeared unconcerned at the sight of a television reporter lurking near the fence. "A security guard pulled up in his truck but didn't question us," Manning noted, mocking the city's recently announced decision to post more guards around the plant.

If only the terrorists were that dumb.

Instead of cracking security at one of Metro's water collection facilities, located several miles away, Manning had only managed to break into the sewage treatment plant.

A Metro Water Department spokesman says that he didn't complain to Channel 5 because Manning's mistake might work to the city's advantage. "After all," he says, "If a terrorist tried to put something in our water supply, we'd rather he end up at the sewage plant."

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    This just gives me (0 replies)
    started by bettybimbo
    (11.15.2001 0:58:47 AM EST)

    a whole new faith in the accuracy of news reporting in our wonderful country!
    No wonder if they say it's raining I still have to go to a window & check :)

    I heard about (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (11.12.2001 10:15:06 PM EST)

    this on one of the morning radio shows. I was LMMFAO!! Don't poison our POOP!! Waaaaaa!! ;)

    Nice shot!

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (11.12.2001 3:29:48 PM EST)

    definately one for Candid Camera !


    You can kiss my ass !!!

    ROFLMAO!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.12.2001 9:52:40 AM EST)

    Too bad the moron didn't dive in for a swim to show how easy it is. The dumb shit might have enjoyed a dip with his relatives. Hehehe.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Doesn't surprise me (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.12.2001 8:38:13 AM EST)


    Typical Media F*ck!

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