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Canadian Man Gets His Kicks in Strip Club

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/05/2001
 
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia - We thought the man who sued a stripper for giving him whiplash with her breasts was bizarre until we read this story. A Canadian man recently filed suit against the Barnet Motor Inn strip club claiming he was injured by a reckless dancer who kicked him in the head. Greg Bonnett leaned in a little too closely during a performance, and the dancer in question swung around a pole and allegedly broke his nose with her high heel. Bonnett is suing the club for not posting signs warning patrons not to sit too closely. He is also seeking unspecified damages from the dancer, known only as Jane Doe.


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I'm willing to bet: (0 replies)
started by bigswifty
(12.05.2001 7:34:43 PM EST)

That if the dancer in question would swing around Ol'Gregs pole, he could be persuaded to drop his suit, probably even drop trow!!

  

That's when.... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(12.05.2001 9:10:50 AM EST)


...my compasionate wife would say:
That's what you get for sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

No problem (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(12.05.2001 5:58:00 AM EST)

Just give the guy a couple of free samples and a big band-aid and I'm sure he could be persuaded to drop the suit.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

I hope (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(12.05.2001 2:45:58 AM EST)

poor Jane didn't damage her shoe on him. I'd best go and check her shoes out .... Damn ! Razor beat me to it ! LOL


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