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    Prison Inmates Save the Day for 2,000 Youngsters

    By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/01/2002
     
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    TEXAS - For the last three years, the inmates in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice and the State Jail Division have worked hard in the Fall to provide gifts for 2,000 underprivileged children. With donated materials, the inmates create stick horses, teddy bears, and various other toys to be distributed by the Salvation Army. Estelle Unit Warden Rick Thaler explained the many benefits, The toy-making project gives the offenders something worthwhile to do while also benefiting society. That´s not to mention all of the smiles that result from these gifts. One inmate said the project gives him a feeling of accomplishment and that the gift-giving comes from the heart, with no reward in return.


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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.01.2002 11:13:15 AM EST)

    they should have to do some good.

    I dunno (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.01.2002 9:41:34 AM EST)

    This sounds too good to be true. I'm thinking it's either a hoax or the success of the program is being inflated. A cynic?? Who, me?? ;^)

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    The bizarre part... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.01.2002 9:06:33 AM EST)


    ...Marvin is, this is so simple, why wasn't it thought of before.

    I'll bet it's the first nice thing most of these Fuckers have ever done.

    That's (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (01.01.2002 4:42:33 AM EST)

    very touching but not very goofy or bizarre.


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