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Feuding Cat and Dog Call Police on Phone

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/03/2002
 
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MONTANA - When police received a call from a disabled person´s home on Christmas Day, they rushed to the site to make sure the owner was in fair condition. The owners, however, weren´t even home. What police was a cat and dog fighting. They concluded that the pets must have called 911. Police spokesperson Mike Klem Kalispell explained, We assume the dog chased the cat, and somehow the phone got knocked over, and the speed dial called 911. We had a history from that residence for sending ambulances. Not one to hold a grudge, Klem jokingly added that they would not be taking the animals into custody. It´s Christmas, and we don´t want the animal rights activists getting all over us on that one, he said.


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I had... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.03.2002 10:14:08 AM EST)


...a small "Mother Cat" on the farm once, that no other animal Fucked with. It's possible the Dog made the call.

Huh? (1 reply)
started by tjshere
(01.03.2002 8:18:10 AM EST)

If the dog and cat were actually fighting, wouldn't the cat have been ripped into several thousand pieces by the time the cops got there? Couldn't have been a real dog.

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Rusty and Tippers gets time outs. (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(01.03.2002 7:10:50 AM EST)

I "FOUND" the missing word.

Damn pets (0 replies)  
started by marvin
(01.03.2002 4:17:57 AM EST)

they should have shot them .... avoids all the fuss !

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